Redefining the “Egg”

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 at 11:06 pm

April is almost over and stores are still filled with Easter egg gadgets for all type of purposes and in all possible dimensions. Of course, as every year, the stores barely sold a few of them, and now they are left with an amazing stock full of discounts.

The odd egg splitter is a little cup shaped as a face, in witch you place un-boiled eggs, to set apart the egg white. This will come out a nostril…
A nice gift would’ve been an Easter egg painted in ones and zeros, just like a computer code.
You can find an egg that’s a cell phone, with basic buttons, for kids.
Another egg related present is the 12 light bulb illuminator, that looks like an egg holder.
The egg chair, which are nothing more but the basic pear shaped chairs, only a bit evener to resemble an egg.
The egg warmer is a small egg, which works on batteries and fits perfectly in a human hand. It’s a good asset for people with bad peripheral blood flow.
Someone invented a very small egg printer. It doesn’t print eggs, but it’s shaped like one.
The eggs ipod protective cases are generic covers for the player, that make it look like an egg.
Then, we have the speakers shaped like an egg, which can be used as a useful accessory for cell phones and mp4 players.
The egg crusher is a pretty innocent device, even if it sounds horrible. It’s a plate spoon-like thing that’s supposed to break eggs efficiently and evenly.
let’s not forget to mention the ever present egg mp3 players, with included memory of up to 2gb. They are nice to wear around Easter, but during the rest of the year they are a bit odd.

The list doesn’t end here. There are plenty more egg like accessories and devices left out there. For you late shoppers that don’t really care about an item’s signification and just want a great deal out of something, know that there are massive discounts on things like egg shaped dresses, egg wallpaper for kids’ rooms and egg decorated kitchenware.